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    3,942 posts since Apr '07
    • A wedding dinner is a social event. A show hosted by the couple and their family. Just because you go to your friend's wedding, does not always means they will come to yours. 

      A wedding is just another party. So don't feel pressured to attend because they are your friends. If you don't want to go in person. ..just issue them a smaller ang pao as a token for the invite.

      Not everyone is suitable to be a marriage partner.

      If you are one,

      who cannot compromise.

      who does not find joy in giving.

      who constantly calculates how much you should give according to how much you get.

      who believes that eating chicken rice everyday will bore you.

      Then you are not a person suitable to be in a marriage life.

      Don't be pressured to be married because of the society or culture.. because in the end.. it is you who must live through your decision.

      People get married because they need a constant/ an anchor in their life.

      If you enjoy floating aimlessly like a yacht without a sail.. and enjoys solitude.. then being single is a good thing for you.

       

       

       

      Edited by jojobeach 08 Sep `08, 11:41PM
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    • Originally posted by parn:

      I don't think so lor, I think they just want to encourage more birthrate that's all.

      Like you have suggested, if they really want to stop the people from migrating, they will make those movies where those Singaporeans who migrated will be drinking from some longkang water and frying their sperms as egg white to put on their toast.

      But......but....why would the government want to stop trash from migrating anyway?

      Doesn't make sense at all. angel.png

      Yes lor you are right.

      We must encourage more trash migrate to Singapore.

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    • Originally posted by deathmaster:

       

      are you sure they do not want the land?

      singapore is well-known to be the most idealic port location in the region.

      They can flatten the land to grow rubber trees lor....

      Please lah.. idealic location ?.. heheehheh.... have you ever wondered why SG refused to budge from a causeway to an bridge that allows big ship to sail under ?

       

       

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    • Originally posted by Fantagf:


      Din know you conservative leh.

      she trying to cheat you.

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    • Originally posted by angel7030:


      Israel is different, they are alway at war both in defending and attacking. They need peoples to do it.

       

      We are different, there is no war, and we only defending.

       

      Why not you compare with the rest of the country instead of Israel??

       

      And how can we be so sure that our sg men here can protect us when war really come?? I think most will run off like coward

      No lor.. i think they will rape the girls first , then run off like cowards.

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    • Originally posted by No Free Lunch:

      These disgusting third world country immigrants really think that they are talents.  They come here demanding this and that.  If they are so bloody talented, why don't they go back to their wonderful country?

      Disgusting immigrants, take away our jobs and now they want to take our homes!

      I will never vote PAP because of this foreign talent policy!!!

       

      Yah lah yah lah.. just take the women and kick the men out , yes ?

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    • Originally posted by angel7030:


      Kua lan one, hehehe

       

      No lah, just joking, by the name, i think there is an indian connection. Nonya man, some are quite pleasant looking tho, and most are very humble and cool.

       

      They wears chinese cloth, pray to Chinese God, but speak malay and make malay food. Sometime i call them coconut people, cos they like to use alot of coconut in their food. Nice foods lor

      hmm.. you like sibeh expert baba style leh.

      Angel and Kuali sitting on the tree..K.I.S.S.I.N.G

      hehehehehe.. mimmys' gonna kill me for this.

      Edited by jojobeach 07 Sep `08, 3:18PM
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    • Originally posted by drawer:

      Ya,thats right.I mean Israel also practice Men and Women serve NS together,like that,women will learn to treasure Singapore men.And not to take things for granted n treat Singapore men like trash.

      Please lah.

      Go NS is to learn to defend the country lah... Think what think about CHAR BOH ?

      Your officer is there to teach you how to use a weapon.. not let you learn how to use your gun down there !

      You so horny.. you think parents will let their dotter go there an kena bio by you dirty minded men ah ?

      Later they have to start child care centers inside army camp har ?

       

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    • Originally posted by angel7030:


      seduce hv to use body ok, cheat just use the trick of talking, do you know the my areas PRC gals already mastered the skill of cheating by talking to our sg old uncles, they just sit with them at the kopi shop, get free food, drink and $10 tip for accompany them.

      Alamak.. like that is cheat meh ?

      That is a business transaction lah.

      The old man pay money.. and get a young chick to be his companion for 2 hours.

      Cheat is when old man give up everything for nothing leh.

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    • Originally posted by angel7030:


      OOoh, no wonder i see on the road, old uncles with beautiful young china and viet wifeys, Wha!! like this we sg gal no chance liao.

       

      Hmmm...go cheat ang mo men better.

      Don't say cheat lah..

      Say.. seduce.

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    • Originally posted by angel7030:


      i told got malay baba, chinese baba, and nonya baba??

      Yah lah.. Kuali is which one ?

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    • Originally posted by Chunseah:

      singapore government been fighting so many right for women since years, i think it is enough to make sure guys have certain balance. As you can see, many singaporean guy are go out the country to find wife. too much benefits make singapore gals lose up in the end.

      Actually.. you should thank the women rights.

      When foreign bride marry Singaporean men.. you think the women's charter don't cover their rights meh ? Ofcors it does.

      Because they the foreign bride knows they will enjoy better rights than marrying their own country men.. that's why they are more willing to marry someone in Singapore.

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    • Originally posted by angel7030:


      those Barbie type

      Oh you so mean one.

      I mean the hoklo, chitty or kristang ?

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    • Originally posted by Kuali Baba:

      Somehow, I don't think he will be cremated if things remain the way they are.

      ewww.. the thought of it.

      Please don't tell me they gonna embalm him and put him on display in the Museum ?

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    • Originally posted by freedom4ever:

      lol. making use of them. if the plant were to go off, this piece of land is worthless already.

      Others want to invade Singapore is not because of the land ok ?

      Singapore so small.. like a pee sai on the map.

       

      Edited by jojobeach 07 Sep `08, 2:48PM
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    • Originally posted by angel7030:


      Then after 2000 years time, someone will rise the Mummy, LKY Mummy.

      Please.. the mandai crematorium kam lan one ?

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    • Originally posted by 4sg:


      jojobeach

      It is clear that your purpose and reason of coming forums.....

      I have enough said with you.

      Yes , I totally agree with you .. whatever it is... thank you for listening.

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    • Originally posted by angel7030:


      Uncle, how about Maoism??, Anyway, there is question in my mind that i wish to ask you for a long time.

       

      I understand your hatre toward the so call despot PAP by you, but if you are to rule Singapore, what alternative system will you advise here. You know, we young peoples today believe in facts and real stuffs, so if you could kindly express your dream uptopia of Singapore in your perspective. If we happy and satisfy with it, we may not vote the dog.

      By the time LKY dies.. Poh will die along.. because he no longer has any purpose to live on liao.

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    • Originally posted by 4sg:


      It was you who asked about my confidence in my Asian Self? right?
      I said I don't lack? right?

      So what the fark about listing strength or no strength?

      I don't have to come here for an inquisition, you know.

      Your kind of Asian attitude confirm cannot impress any ang moh chicks lor.

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    • Originally posted by angel7030:


      me an uncertified sexologist since Primary 5, but damn, how i wish i remain innocent, those sex education really removed my wonderful and enjoying naiveness toward sex.

       

      And by Primary 6, I matured laio

      Once you lost your virgin.. you will be certified liao.

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    • Originally posted by angel7030:


      Me serious meh, no lah, i just find ang mo people are more liberal in a way that when they grow up, they are not very close to their family, brother in Australia, Sister in canada, parents in US, then older brother in another US..it like they dun hv that family cohesiveness like we aisan people do.

       

      On the physical side, i envy ang mo when they are young, so handsome and nice, but they get old very easily.  

      Actually cannot say ang moh got no cohesiveness what...

      The only difference is that.. ang moh parents don't expect their children to take care of them in old age.

      But Asian parents expect their children to repay the relationship debt.

      And moh parent set their children free to seek their own piece of paradise.

      But Asian parent wants to control their children until they die lor... 

       

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    • Originally posted by 4sg:

      My reply was in response to Jojobeach.

      What is your point? 

      Please list the strengths.