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skythewood

3,688 posts since Jul '07
- 03 Sep `08, 11:17PM
  
  joker: Batman, you don't have a sense of humour.
  
  batman: Yes i do!
  
  joker: Than answer my joke properly.
  
  batman: ok.
  
  joker: Knock knock
  
  batman: Enter.
  
  joker:.............
gigabyte14

18,309 posts since Jul '06
- 03 Sep `08, 11:25PM
  
  LOL
gunner77

11,858 posts since Apr '06
- 04 Sep `08, 12:02AM
youyayu

4,493 posts since Dec '07
- 04 Sep `08, 12:16AM
  
  Why So Serious?
Chunseah

221 posts since May '08
- 04 Sep `08, 12:34AM
  
  Cannot get that joke, explain pls
Beautiful951

2,204 posts since Jun '08
- 04 Sep `08, 12:38AM
  
  Knock knock who's there
skythewood

3,688 posts since Jul '07
- 04 Sep `08, 12:40AM
  
  Originally posted by Chunseah:
  
  Cannot get that joke, explain pls
  
  go read some knock knock jokes, than try again
metalizechicken

395 posts since Jun '06
- 04 Sep `08, 8:37AM
  
  ooo nice... made my morning.
ohnoez!

466 posts since May '07
- 04 Sep `08, 11:53AM
  
  nice =D
maskedangel

4,320 posts since Jul '07
- 04 Sep `08, 3:27PM
  
  haha n1
jayh272416

1,711 posts since Aug '07
- 04 Sep `08, 6:36PM
  
  LOL!
sand king

17,269 posts since Oct '05
- 05 Sep `08, 11:01PM
  
  hahahaha nice nice!
Darkknighthuang

163 posts since Sep '08
- 12 Sep `08, 1:08PM
  
  Chinese President: knock, knock
  
  US President: who's there?
  
  Chinese President: President
  
  US President: President who?
  
  President Hu: how did you know it's me?
ftjj0298

760 posts since Jun '08
- 12 Sep `08, 1:12PM
  
  Luke : Knock Knock
  Tom : Who's There?
  Luke : Luke
  Tom : Luke who?
  Luke : Luke under there*
  Tom : Under where? (Underwear)
  
  * Two meaning
  
  First one is Look(same pronunciation as Luke) under there
  
  second one is the person, "luke" is under there.
  
  Edited by ftjj0298 12 Sep `08, 1:14PM
skythewood

3,688 posts since Jul '07
- 24 Sep `08, 8:18PM
  
  haha

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